As some of you might know, And The Award Goes to… screened last weekend at the Santa Barbara LGBTQ Film Festival. It was the first time I’ve seen it projected on the big screen with an annoyingly small font on the end credits. My bad. So I’ve posted the credits here in their entirety. Because it’s not funny if you can’t read it! Thanks to folks of Santa Barbara for giving us three screenings and lots of laughs!

‘AND THE AWARD GOES TO…’ CREDITS

Executive Producers……………………………………….Rob Caves, J.T. Tepnapa

Director …………………………………………………J.T. Tepnapa

Writers…….……………………………………………Adam Browne, J.T. Tepnapa

Assistant Director……………………………………………..Rebecca Wood

Director of Photography…………………………Steve Parker

Assistant to Camera……………………………………..……P.K. Eiselt

Music Composer………………………………………….. Shohei Urata

Line Producer………………………………………………David O’Neil

Production Manager……………………….………………Charles Gage

Hair, Makeup, & Costumes…………….………Carla Stefania Franklin

Sound…………………………………………………………Rob Caves

Editor………………………………….….……Steve Parker

Dolly Wrangler ………………………………………………Rob Caves

Special CGI..……………………………….…………………Dan Crout

Kink Wrangler………………………………………………P.K. Eiselt

Craft Services………………………………………….…The Boyfriend

The Bleeding Room Set Designer………………………Rebecca Wood

Tea Wrangler……………………………………………….Simon Fraser

Mr. Tepnapa Wrangler……………………………………….…J.T. Tepnapa

Chinese Food Wrangler……………………………………Charles Gage

Pizza Wrangler……………………………………….………Rob Caves

The Masturbation Kitchen Set Designer……………………………………………………Charles Gage

Billy’s Freckles Wrangler………….……………Carla Stefania Franklin

The Kid Wrangler…………………………………………Mom and Dad

The “Trophy” Wrangler…………………………………Adam Browne

The “Envelope” Wrangler……………………………………P.K. Eiselt

Motorcycle Wrangler………………………………..……Leandro Cano

Wannabe Hot Papa Wrangler..…………………………..Rebecca Wood

Donut services ………………….…………………………….P.K. Eiselt

Brownie Services ………………………………………Betty “Brownie”

Water Services……………………………….……………David O’Neil

Blue Seraph Logo………………………………….…….C.M. Clarkson

“The Oatmeal Story”

Jason Bradley……………………………………………………………Father

Christopher Spencer..…………………………………………………Son

*The writer-director would like you to know that he really hates oatmeal.

“Amour for Pesos”

Adam Browne…………………………………………..French Prostitute

Erick Ferman………….………………………………..Guatemalan Man

*In Guatemala, The peso hasn’t been called pesos since 1925. They are called Quetzales.  Named after its national bird, it’s pretty much unpronounceable by someone from the Valley.

“Heart Like a Carburetor”

Carla Stefania Franklin…………………………………………………..Motorcycle Mama

*Based on a true Harley Bitch…I love you Mom!!

“Masturbation: Putting the Fun into Self Loving”

Travis Michael Holder….……………………………..……..Dr. Winston

Adam Browne…………………………………………………….Billy

*Available on DVD at www.blueseraphfilms.com

“The Real Story”

J.T. Tepnapa………………………………………………………..Himself

Rebecca Wood………………………………………………Presenter

Marcia deRousse…………………………Queen of Hollywood/Little Person

Travis Michael Holder………………………..………..Travis as Dr. Winston

Adam Browne………………………………………………….Adam as Billy

P.K. Eiselt ….……………………………………….Leather Papi/Pup Owner

David O’Neil…………………………………………..Uncle Bernie/Spanker

Simon Fraser ………………………………….The Distressed Boom-Man

Leandro Can…..………………………………………………..J.T.’s Father

Adam Browne……………………………………J.T.‘s French Prostitute

*Some events may have been slightly exaggerated, but only slightly.

Please don’t sue.

Special Thank You

Melody & Destiny Lockart, the home of Rob Caves and his late grandmother, Charlotte LeVake. Judy and Will Meyer, Jack & Brian Chaiyakam, Chinatown, Planetout, Drew Moore, France, Carol Coombes, Jackinworld.com, Sincine 2002, Phoenix Audiences, Alec Henry, Alecs Mourad, Guatemala, David Martinez, Britt Coleman, Cucumbers, Gaylaxicans, Barbara Lee, Christmas Tree Lane, David Jamieson, Mahatma Gandhi, www.Hiddenfrontier.com, Dan Crout, Mark Waters, Sperm, The Internet, Carlos Pedraza, The Horrible Gelatinous Blob, Kitties of the Crazy Cat Lady (Snowflake, Twinkie, Peaches and Mitzi),  Bill Warren,  The Academy & The many many tricks that gave me inspiration…& money.

AND

I’d like to say a very special thank you to a person without whom none of this would be possible…he was there for me when I got up in the morning and when I went to sleep at night. This very extra special person would answer my phone and my emails when I almost couldn’t do it. With a winning smile and a warm personality, I’d like to send a very special shout-out to myself. Yes, me…without, um…me, none of this would be possible.

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Except for the ones that aren’t fictitious, that’s parody.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Except when I parody my parents and myself.  I’m real, and so are my parents, but not in the movie. And while we are at it, no oatmeal was harmed in the making of this film.

All contents are intended as parody and should be construed as such. We have no agenda other than to make fun of ourselves. Oscar ® is a registered trademark of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. This parody is not meant to infringe on its property rights. It’s just a parody, folks.

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